At www.RecessionWreaths.com !
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invite you to come celebrate the true spirit of the Holidays during
this Great Recession by decorating your home and business (those
that are still solvent) with a selection of specialty wreaths showcasing
our nation's economic woes.
Enjoy our new line of 'Recession Wreaths'. Launched just in time for the holidays!  |
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The "Cut-Up Credit Card" Wreath One of our perennial favorites, The "Cut-Up Credit Card" Wreath features maxed out credit cards from the nations biggest banks sporting 30% interest rates and late penalty fees. These cards are sliced up into attractive snowflake patterns and add a dash of color and fun to every wreath! These wreaths also come with signed, (angry) letters demanding immediate payment. (Please note that we only accept cash for these specialty wreaths)! click here for close up of credit card snowflake click here for more close ups Send a Virtual Recession Wreath! To send a virtual Recession Wreath to a friend or family member, please cut and paste your favorite wreath in an email or as an attachment and send it along as an email greeting! You can also print out an enlarged version to hang on your neighbors door! click here |
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ever popular "Pink Slip" Wreath Our most popular "Pink Slip" Wreath celebrates the recent layoff of friends and family and features a beautiful 24" diameter spruce wreath decorated with colorful Pink Termination slips from some of the biggest Fortune 500 companies in the world. Nothing says 'Your Fired' like a Pink Slip wreath! click here for close up of the pink slip wreath click here for more close ups Send a Virtual Recession Wreath! To send a virtual Recession Wreath to a friend or family member, please cut and paste your favorite wreath in an email or as an attachment and send it along as an email greeting! You can also print out an enlarged version to hang on your neighbors door! click here |
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Our scratch-off 'Lotto Ticket' Wreath Down on your luck! - Nothing says Happy Holidays like our popular "Lotto Ticket" wreath! This beautiful Adirondack wreath comes decorated with hundreds of losing Lotto Tickets that have already been scratched-off and discarded - And then carefully reassembled by our dedicated staff from convenience stores around the country. Say Good Luck and Good Riddance to the worst recession in our nation's history with our lovely Lotto wreath! click here for close up of the Lotto ticket wreath click here for more close ups Send a Virtual Recession Wreath! To send a virtual Recession Wreath to a friend or family member, please cut and paste your favorite wreath in an email or as an attachment and send it along as an email greeting! You can also print out an enlarged version to hang on your neighbors door! click here |
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The 'Discount Coupon' Wreath Nothing says you're flat broke like our 'Discount Coupon' wreath! This 'Discount Coupon' wreath is available with - or without - a frame (no pine boughs) and comes decorated with hundreds of popular coupons and vouchers all of which have expired from leading discount stores (here in the US) & Canada. Perfect for the Scrooge in your family! click here for close up of the Discount Coupon wreath click here for more close ups Send a Virtual Recession Wreath! To send a virtual Recession Wreath to a friend or family member, please cut and paste your favorite wreath in an email or as an attachment and send it along as an email greeting! You can also print out an enlarged version to hang on your neighbors door! click here |
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We invite you to visit our sister site - www.Recession Gift Baskets.com We invite you to come celebrate the true spirit of the holidays during this Great Recession with our frugal line of Recession Gift Baskets featuring the very bottom of the food pyramid. 
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our unique line of Recession Wreaths...perfect for any occasion! (we even have our own rating system- kind of like the 5 star ratings - only its wreaths!) National Deficit Wreath  It just keeps growing & getting larger. When you are done with it, simply take down and give to your children.... See if they can figure out how to get rid of it. 401k wreath It starts out full and loses half of its needles in a month. The delicious 'Spam Can' Wreath  Can't afford a traditional turkey dinner with all the trimmings this holiday! Nothing says bon appetite like a 'Spam Can' wreath decorated with empty spam cans and corkscrew can openers! The
'Mortgage Foreclosure' Wreath
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 Our whimsical 'Anti-Depressant' Wreath |
"Inflation" Wreath |
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We know the holidays can be a real bummer - Especially when coupled with the worst recession since the Great depression! That's why we've created our hugely popular 'Anti-Depressant' wreath. A beautiful 26 inch spruce wreath surrounding a 'smiley' face and tastefully decorated with empty pill boxes and airplane liquor bottles! This wreath can bring a smile to even the biggest grinch on your gift list. Nothing says Cheers like our lovely 'Anti-Depressant' wreath! Send this Virtual Recession Wreath! |
This wreath comes decorated with hundreds of dollar bills that keep losing value -and getting smaller - every day. If you Keep this wreath long enough- it'll be worthless Send this Virtual Recession Wreath! To send a virtual Recession Wreath to a friend or family member, please cut and paste your favorite wreath in an email or as an attachment and send it along as an email greeting! You can also print out an enlarged version to hang on your neighbors door! click here . |
 "Acid Reflux" Wreath |
 "No - Health Insurance" Wreath |
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'Acid Reflux' Wreath This wreath comes decorated with bottles of
pepto bismol, rolaids, tums and zantac.
Next time you look at your 401K - and you feel like throwing up - Just grab this wreath and pop a rolaids in your mouth. Send this Virtual Recession Wreath! To send a virtual Recession Wreath to a friend or family member, please cut and paste your favorite wreath in an email or as an attachment and send it along as an email greeting! You can also print out an enlarged version to hang on your neighbors door! click here . |
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wreath comes decorated with band aids, lolly pops & lots of unpaid
medical bills. Next time you feel sick - just peel a band aid off
the wreath and give yourself a lolly pop. You can skip the doctor
- because its free.
Send this Virtual Recession Wreath! To send a virtual Recession Wreath to a friend or family member, please cut and paste your favorite wreath in an email or as an attachment and send it along as an email greeting! You can also print out an enlarged version to hang on your neighbors door! click here . |
The 'Stock Market' Wreath |
 "Home Equity" Wreath |
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This wreath
comes decorated with lots of worthless stocks & bonds - since
the great Wall St crash. Its a real real favorite with retired
folks - living on pensions. |
Just
like your home, its been cut in half - So its worth 50% less - than
what you paid for it. |
 "Consumer Confidence" wreath |
 The "Deflation" Wreath |
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This
wreath is missing everything - It just comes with the frame - and
one pine cone. Its got no confidence.
Send this Virtual Recession Wreath! To send a virtual Recession Wreath to a friend or family member, please cut and paste your favorite wreath in an email or as an attachment and send it along as an email greeting! You can also print out an enlarged version to hang on your neighbors door! click here . |
This
is the tiniest wreath in our collection - Because it shrunk - Just
like your income, your savings, your house, and everything else you
own - But it does comes with a magnifying glass, so you can see it.
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"Kiss Off"
Ball This used to be called a 'kissing ball' - but when things got really bad with the economy- we just re-named it - the 'kiss off' ball. So now you can say - Kiss off - to this great recession. Send this Virtual Recession Ball! To send a virtual Recession Wreath to a friend or family member, please cut and paste your favorite wreath in an email or as an attachment and send it along as an email greeting! You can also print out an enlarged version to hang on your neighbors door! click here . |
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"View our Recession Wreath video (we use the same hand held camera technique as the Blair Witch project). Featuring three of our most popular wreaths - accompanied by a riveting narrative." click here for video |
Recent comments !
THIS IS THE
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This is just delightful!!
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(you know we need one, right?)
Or the Story behind RecessionWreaths.com and its founder -
The Eternal Optimist Rob Grant (aka Mr. Ever Green)
"The best part of this whole concept is that its free (because we know nobody has any money to spend anyway). And that's why we launched the web site ...so you can send a Virtual Wreath for free, to anybody, anywhere in the world...and make them laugh!"
click here for entire Mission Statement
Origin of the Wreath
(which doesn't apply to us)
Wreaths are commonly made by evergreens as a symbol for
the strength of life, with these plants overcoming even the harshest winters.
Such wreaths often use Bay Laurel and can be categorized as laurel wreaths.
Other components of a wreath can be pine, holly or yew, symbolizing immortality,
and cedar, symbolizing strength and healing. The Greek god Apollo is often
associated with wreaths, and was a god of life and health. This inspired
the Greek to use the symbol as crowns of victory at the Pythian Games,
a forerunner to today's Olympic Games. The circularity of wreaths can
be used to symbolize eternity or immortality. See Crown of Immortality.
In Northern Europe, wreaths made of branches of conifer trees are commonly
used as a symbol of remembrance of the dead. For that purpose, such wreaths
are often left at graves at burial , or in cases of burial-at-sea, left
to float at the sea.
A wreath made of mostly evergreen tree twigs, sometimes with pine cones
and/or a bow made of red ribbon is a common Christmas decoration. Christian
households and churches often use an advent wreath made with four (or
five) candles in preparation for Christmas. (wikipedia)
Nothing says I'm broke like a Recession Wreath...
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For more information (& some comic relief) ,
you can contact our head wreath maker directly.
Mr. Ever Green
office:518-891-3745
cell: 518-572-4633
email: robgrant49@hotmail.com
Recession Gift Baskets.com
43 Broadway
Saranac Lake, NY
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