We invited
the public to submit their ideas for Recession Wreaths!
Here's a sampling of what's been submitted so far....
The "Inflation"
Wreath
This lovely
24" spruce wreath comes decorated with hundreds of inflated (and
now worthless) one dollar bills, celebrating the recent collapse of our
greenback and the advent of inflation for the new year. These wreaths
can be exchanged at any bank for .50 cents (the cost of the wire frame).
The 'Stock Market'
Wreath
Why
throw all those worthless stock certificates away when you can make valuable
wreaths out of them! These wreaths come festooned with hundreds of colorful
stock certificates from some of the most popular NYSE listed companies.
This wreath is a real favorite with retirees as well as folks living on
pensions.
"Ponzi Scheme" Wreath
This wreath comes in the shape of a pyramid and is completely
hollow. You can keep trading up for bigger wreaths until...
"Student Loan" Wreath
Decorated with
unpaid student loan coupon books. It also comes with very high interest
rates and doesn't have a chance (in hell) of being paid back, since you
can't find a job anyway.
"IOU" Wreath
Decorated with iou's and empty promises from your family
and friends.
"Past Due Notices" Wreath
This is one of our most colorful wreaths and comes decorated
with shiny bright red past due notices from your local cable, telephone
and electric companies. Nothing beats sitting in the dark (shining your
flashlight) on your past due notice wreath.
"Wall St" Wreath
This wreath
comes with its own silk (used) handkerchief and a box of tissues to cry
into.
The "Food Stamp" Wreath
Our
tasty "Food Stamp" Wreath (which we know is tasteless) is decorated
with beautiful Food Stamps from every state in the Union and can be displayed
at home - or at your local shelter - with pride!
"Tarp" Wreath
This wreath was completely paid for by the public (that
means you) and comes decorated with millions of dollars in monopoly money.
Don't expect to get anything back!
The 'Acid Reflux' Wreath
We know this economy is giving you wicked heartburn. That's
why we've come up with our soothing acid reflux wreath. This wreath comes
decorated with empty bottles of pepto bismol as well as torn up packages
of zantac, tums and rolaids.
The 'Insomnia Wreath'
We know you can't
sleep and this economy is a nightmare. That's why we've come up with the
insomnia wreath. This wreath comes decorated with hundreds of prescription
sleeping pills as well as popular over the counter sleep aids.
The 'Titantic Wreath'
Drowning in debt? That's why we're throwing you our own life ring (wreath).
Nothing keeps you boyant in these tough economic times like our waterproof
titantic wreath.